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[-] stifle867@programming.dev 148 points 1 year ago

This could have been prevented if there was a good toddler with a gun.

[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 57 points 1 year ago

The toddlers need gun training. If every toddler had a gun, stuff like this wouldn't happen.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago

The solution is obviously to try toddlers as adults.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Another opportunity to talk to your toddler about good trigger discipline.

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Aim at the head, shoulders, not the toes, not the toes."

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now remember kids, for a jam you put the magazine in, you take the magazine out... in out, in out, shake it all about.

[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Instructions unclear. I now have strawberry jam in my magazine.

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

Now now, Timmy... in an active shooter situation you'd be dead, you silly billy.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

That's why my new bill would mandate that all babies receive in-womb gun-safety training. New borns are expected to complete a gun-safety test. If they fail, they're shot and killed. We only care about life until birth.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Or if we just had mental health programs for toddlers, we wouldn't have any issues with giving toddlers guns!

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