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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 11 months ago

I would recommend to avoid taking your last breath at surface level, but instead take it 50 feet deep once you are completely submerged in water. The air is very wet down there, don't be surprised.

This has been taught to me by a life-long observation of walleyes, who never make this stupid mistake.

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