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[-] Bipta@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago

I’m a radical leftist who believes in forcibly castrating all men and sewing their penises onto newborn girls

This is what Republicans actually believe (or close enough)

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 17 points 1 year ago

They’ve spent their whole lives preparing to meet you in person and destroy you.

Handles that pretty nicely

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