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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

I killed a bird once after it flew into a window. When I found it, it was already fucked up, so it was a mercy killing.

I tried to break its neck as the quickest way. Boy does that not work at all with birds.

Ended up stomping its head. The body then rolled in a weird, active way. Like the wings did some kind of motion that led to the body somersaulting rapidly away. It went maybe ten feet then stopped.

It was a pretty fucked up experience to have while stoned.

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I had a similar experience. A raven got zapped by a 22kV transformer outside my house. It caused a noise and a brief brownout so I went out to the street to see. The raven was half burnt and gasping for breath. It had a minute or two to live, tops.

Went to the shed and grabbed a shovel to euthenaise it. I thought I could dig into its neck and decapitate it instantly. Nope. Didn't work. I ended up slapping it with a shovel while my neighbors watched.

They probably think I'm nuts.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Bird necks are some kind of magic I swear

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