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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Fuck that job I would probably get stomach cancer from all the stress

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It really wouldn't be all that bad. If they're dropping $2m/y on a database admin, then their BCDR plan must be rock solid with crazy fault tolerances. I'd imagine outages are extremely rare.

But, if they're dropping that kind of money, you'd have to be an expert in the field. Or know someone.

[-] linuxdweeb@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

$2m is enough to pay for chemotherapy

[-] noli@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

Flipping burgers is enough to pay for chemotherapy. Src: am european

Yeah I had convinced myself that I would only do it for a year and be able to retire much much sooner.

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