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[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 205 points 9 months ago

Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 71 points 9 months ago

Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

[-] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Your penis was delicious.

That's what your mom said to me last night

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

That was meeee!!! Best friends!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I can relate.

I mean uhhhh

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify

[-] angelsomething@lemmy.one 40 points 9 months ago

Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Wait really? That's so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren't fertilized? (Not sure if that's the right word but ykwim)

[-] cor315@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don't.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That don't is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at

[-] EpeeGnome@lemmy.fmhy.net 6 points 9 months ago

Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it's easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they're just a waste of feed. If you're curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.

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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

Some countries sell packs of chicken offal, and you can see what the eggs look like before they get far enough along in the bird to have a shell

[-] Steve@startrek.website 26 points 9 months ago
[-] Gimly@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails

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[-] Shadywack@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they're not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it's not bug vomit.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

They're also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.

[-] AmberPrince@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Can I please have another bee fact?

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don't care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn't a bee fact. It was a me fact.

[-] weksa@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

So you're calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Though the baby's path has lips it's really not a mouth

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago

They're clearly vaginal shit

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