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[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 205 points 11 months ago

Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 71 points 11 months ago

Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 37 points 11 months ago

I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

[-] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Your penis was delicious.

That's what your mom said to me last night

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

That was meeee!!! Best friends!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I can relate.

I mean uhhhh

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify

[-] angelsomething@lemmy.one 40 points 11 months ago

Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Wait really? That's so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren't fertilized? (Not sure if that's the right word but ykwim)

[-] cor315@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don't.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That don't is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at

[-] EpeeGnome@lemmy.fmhy.net 6 points 11 months ago

Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it's easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they're just a waste of feed. If you're curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.

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[-] Steve@startrek.website 26 points 11 months ago
[-] Gimly@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails

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[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it's not bug vomit.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

They're also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.

[-] AmberPrince@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Can I please have another bee fact?

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don't care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn't a bee fact. It was a me fact.

[-] weksa@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

So you're calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Though the baby's path has lips it's really not a mouth

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago

They're clearly vaginal shit

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[-] Shadywack@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they're not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago
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