Lmao

John Clark raises his .45 as he enters the room.

Clear! He yells after he expertly scans his surroundings.

Something is off; his buttplug, while providing pleasure, also works like a Witcher medallion, vibrating as the array of AI powered sensors scans the area around him.

He gives a silent hand signal to Chavez behind him.

Something isn’t right

Chavez can feel it too, his buttplug in alignment with Clark’s

Two incredibly straight and not gay Russian soldiers leap out from behind a bookcase with books labelled in Russian like “pray the gay away” and “a vote against Putin is a vote for a dick in your ass”

Clark and Chavez each fire one round, putting them down with ease.

They high five, and then make out, the only thing harder than the steel in their hands, their raging erections.

The international gay terrorist fighting team looks around the room.

A lone laptop.

They expertly hack the laptop by having all four of their hands mashing on the keyboard at the same time.

It’s full of Putin’s homemade bdsm gay videos where he gets called “a good little Ukrainian boy” while getting spanked.

They high five again and then jerk off to the videos before doing a sweep and clear.

And that’s the new plot of rainbow six