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It's so strange that this is even a thing (startrek.website)
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[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

This is america.

I personally would pull up with the 12.9" iPad Pro to assert dominance.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago

I would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

As a straight man, I'd date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Damn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn't a constraint, and I know we'll me eatin good in the neighborhood.

[-] onion@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

Call someone with it

[-] LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

swoons

[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You actually can if you also have an iPhone.

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