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Millennial Can’t Afford Mid-Life Crisis (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 years ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone else concerned about the implication of having a midlife crisis at 30?

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If we manage to live past 60 we'll starve and freeze because we'll be well out of money at that point. 30 is the actually a little late for midlife.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that a yes?

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yes I'm concerned the millennial in question is having their breakdown well after midlife.