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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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I've heard "jilling" used. I like it because it mirrors the term "jacking."
In matching pairs there is "shlick" also, which mirrors "fap" as a similarly onomatopoetic term.
I feel like "shucking the oyster" could be shortened to "shucking" and have a similar thing to schlick