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submitted 11 months ago by httpjames@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I've always been curious as to what "normal" people think programming is like. The wildest theory I've heard is "typing ones and zeroes" (I'm a software engineer)

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[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

Reads code, spends too much time figuring out what it does and why the compiler is complaining about it, find out who wrote it, open drawer of voodoo dolls, rummage through them and pull out the relevant doll and stick another pin into it. A faint scream echoes through the cubicle farm. Place voodoo doll back in the drawer, close drawer, leave for lunch

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago

There's a reason we have a tool called git blame.

[-] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Still waiting for git good unfortunately ๐Ÿ˜”

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