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submitted 10 months ago by brbposting@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?

Who is this

This is Erica from the dentist's office. I got your number from your file

Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess

I'm not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”

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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 32 points 10 months ago

She wants to make sure this criminal knows her name and number personally

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Because she saw him on video and she thinks he's cute. And she also doesn't value her safety and privacy. It all checks out. This story is totally credible. /s

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

brazzers logo

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

But what about the hippopotamus?

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