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How much did you tip the waiters?
At that point what services should they be tipped for?
Walked all the way to your table with a plate!
Without spitting on it, while in your direct line of sight, while making eye contact with you, hopefully.
My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!
See, Im going to speak in defence of the QR code in some places. If I go to a pub, staffed by interchangable 20 somethings who are simultaniously taking orders, wiping tables, pouring drinks, clearing tables... yeah I dont think those menus are getting wiped down all that often.
If its a restaraunt, or trying to be upmarket... yeah make menus.
Maybe if you call ahead they'll autoclave a menu and a table for you.