Had the same thing happened to me. Bought a house that the previous owners were chain smokers. Spent all day getting the kitchen painted a nice brick red. Left to go get supper. Came back to the same beige walls from before painting. All of the paint had slipped down and off the walls. Great mess to clean up and start all over.

Those curtains aren't beige naturally. They started out snow white, but 17 years of 2 people smoking 3 packs a day with all the doors and windows tightly shut will do that.

Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all....... but seriously...... I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.

Land Shark!!!

Wait..........whaaaat????

The concept of CHALANCE exists but you cannot nonchalantly introduce it into a conversation.

They'll all be there with thoughts and prayers..... and apparently claps. I mean, I know that's what "I" do whenever someone wants money from me.... I'll think about them, pray I'm never in that circumstance, and clap for them. Seems to help.

That's sarcasm..... for anyone instantly seething and spitting foam.

The awkward silence is because they know that clapping is not doing anything useful.

I went to the supply closet today and saw with my own two eyes 3 HP printers had our only Brother printer cornered. I backed away slowly and told no one.

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

So, yeah......

He read the book. He knows what's happening but cannot change the narrative.

NGL... First glance at the chart I thought the left hand scale was temperature with a sudden spike to 250°.... no wonder people are dying when your iced tea boils in your glass as you try to drink it!