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We've got a friendly warning for you

Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis

The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis

Asking questions in school is a great way to learn

If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke

We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm

It could easily happen again to you folk

So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut

Grunka Lunka Lunka dunkety dut!