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[-] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There's a Q six letters in. There's 12 months in a year, which is 6x2. That means THIS YEAR BIDEN RIGGED THE SUPER BOWL! It's clearly an admission from a secret agent associatied with Q.

/s just in case it's needed, because we live in the dumbest of all possible time lines.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Careful, every time we say we live in the dumbest possible timeline somebody on the other side says hold my beer.

[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Homer Simpson: "We live in the dumbest possible timeline... so far."

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