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Head injury (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by themaninblack@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 115 points 9 months ago

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 9 months ago

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago

Man duplicates a head injury.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] abcd@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Man pirates medical record

[-] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[-] catfish@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[-] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 9 months ago

Man downloads a head injury

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

Feign

[-] catfish@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[-] xor@infosec.pub 4 points 9 months ago

he used a hammer, anvil, and torch to make a head injury...

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a British thing

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Would have said feigned

[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.

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