[-] calabast@lemm.ee 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, it was really crazy. In the past few decades our politicians had different goals, but generally still followed the same rules. Trump has shown he wants to dismantle any and all systems that don't serve him, and the Republican party is happy to let him do so, so this election seems like it might have far greater consequences than the ones in memorable past.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 265 points 1 month ago

shrugs in Firefox

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 90 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cloud passes in front of the sun, Trump calls 'election interference'

Trump drops his hamburger on the floor, calls 'election interference'

It's Thursday, Trump calls 'election interference'

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 96 points 2 months ago

The only thing that will stop kids making finger guns is more good kids with finger guns.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 87 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I meaaaan, while I did join Lemmy because I was sick of reddit the company's greedy decisions, I do miss the amount of users and content it has/generates. If reddit joining the fediverse meant they couldn't dictate what app I use to view their posts, I probably would enjoy being able to browse their content again.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 83 points 2 months ago

Smart developer: let's make the label an 8 inch square so it won't fit in any mug.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 108 points 2 months ago

I don't really know d&d well, but I just looked up the spell and I think it says you can transform "any number of willing creatures". So the DM could make an argument about whether insects had the intelligence to even qualify as being able to be "willing" for that.

On the other hand, I am a big fan of Operation Dumbo Drop Multistrike

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 88 points 5 months ago

I'm gonna guess the original version of this joke said "crashed" instead of "fell over", cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 110 points 6 months ago

How about "it's easier then shaving everyday"?

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 9 months ago

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

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[-] calabast@lemm.ee 93 points 1 year ago
[-] calabast@lemm.ee 99 points 1 year ago

We know. Twitter had every right to perform this dick move. They did nothing technically wrong, in acting shitty to one of their users.

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