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[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Can't have sex with a smart home.

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago
[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Instructions unclear, dick trapped in sink drain

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Not again, Jim!

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