They do this with Early Access and people still lose their shit about empty content and unfinished graphics in a game they paid $10 for.

My friend used to climb massive pine trees late at night in a park across his street, and place traffic cones on top. No one knew who was doing it or why. Many people thought it was the local council marking the trees to be cut down which upset residents. He started noticing police regularly patrolling the area, but he kept doing it and never got caught. It made the local paper, explaining how much confusion and disruption it was causing the police and local council. He hung the article on his wall.

Went on to become a stuntman https://imdb.com/name/nm3068647/

Go a step before that. Why'd God put the tree there in the first place?

God created sin, introduced it to humanity, and ensured evil would spread across the earth.

You forgot what they're already saying; God sent his angels to move the bullet.

Don't want to make any Americans feel bad, but that's where your country is at right now. No one's going to think less of you if you'd like to come join us elsewhere.

Transcriptions of Trump are often 200 word sentences muddled with em-dashes as new thoughts appear, sometimes eventually coming back to the original point and finally coming to rest with a period.

It's from 2019. And, yes, it totally backfired. Even the Bern got on it https://x.com/BernieSanders/status/1126606568454279169?s=20

While he's there under oath, can they get some HL3 info out of him?

To be fair, it must be pretty hard being Trump's lawyer. I imagine there's a lot of, "Is there anything else you should be telling us?" and "Are you certain of that or would you like to try remember more or double-check first?" conversations. Then you get in court and shit still goes terribly because your client's like a kid with chocolate on their mouth and told you he didn't eat the cupcakes.

American Christianity. It's like Christianity but cutting out all the stuff that Christ guy talked about.

Ah, I know what it was. It was my birthday and I was camping in an area without reception. I've suspected for a while now that my reality's a simulation and so obviously none of you needed to be rendered that day.

Sorry if this causes any existential crisis' but you'll need to take that up with the Makers.

Might've been an outage in service or tracking, or denial of service, but seems far less likely.

As a professional in this field, top reasons would be...

• Dissatisfaction with pay
• Limited/No career progression
• Dissatisfaction with environment/culture
• Dissatisfaction with management
• Poor work-life balance
• Poor job design/expectations of role
• Poor taining quality/knowledge management
• Inadequate tools/systems

Edit: I should also point out we have about half a dozen ping-pong tables scattered around my work and our turnover figures were bang on average for annual benchmarking against the sector. I consider the average too high, though, and will be targeting better retention over this year. We'll need at least double the amount of ping-pong tables.