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What's the most recent way you stupidly managed to accidentally hurt yourself? (lemmy.world)

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[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

Not the most recent, because this happened years ago, but I once managed to run over my own hand with an office chair -- while I was sitting on it.

[-] kurcatovium@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago

That's pretty amazing actually. How did you manage such a feat?

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

I noticed I had dropped a piece of paper, and one of the wheels was on top of it. I tried to do a little hop to quickly pull the paper out, and somehow I landed on the hand pulling the paper.

So technically I more hopped onto more than ran over the hand, but I took some narrative liberties for comedic effect.

[-] kurcatovium@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Thanks for the update. Hopping instead of running over doesn't take any points from the feat. Good job!

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