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Liberal Conspiracy Theorists Claim Kid Rock Will Endorse Trump At Daytona 500 (www.theonion.com)
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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 72 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 35 points 9 months ago

No need to attack a valid profession

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Wednesday afternoon strippers are the best.

That’s when the strip club in the strip mall by the outlet stores serve meatballs.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

His gf works the Tuesday morning shifts

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Someone has to. Don’t be shitty/prudish/judgmental. Stripping is a valid job.

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