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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

okay but what if I'm only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?

[-] Matty_r@programming.dev 15 points 9 months ago

Please arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

But I'm not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Yes. Plus security deposit. We're going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Ummm...

They never pulled him out. He's still in there buried in concrete.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Believe it or not, he also never paid rent.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Upset your landlord with this one neat trick!!

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