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[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 75 points 7 months ago

I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you've choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 32 points 7 months ago

Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed.

restaurants are so uncomfortable.

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn't any other seating than bed.

[-] exocrinous@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Remember to get an avocado toast side

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty

In what way?

Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

100% because of mess

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

They're shitty amazon order stools I bet.

[-] PatMustard@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago

I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century

[-] clubb@lemmy.world -2 points 7 months ago
[-] Blum0108@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

The first thing you have to do is

[-] clubb@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Then what you do is

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