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fries are another $8.00 (slrpnk.net)
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[-] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 129 points 7 months ago

  • All the workers have forearm tattoos

  • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

  • Bacon is $4 extra

  • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 37 points 7 months ago

It's also a dry pretzel bun

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The biggest disappointment

[-] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Also:

  • The waiter has a twirled moustache and wears a mesh shirt combined with a bowler hat
  • The $4 extra bacon is burned to charcoal strips
[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

God I wish my wish waiter wore a mesh shirt, where the hell is this?

[-] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

In a place where touching the waiters is not included, sorry ;)

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

The place is being run by 3 bearded lumbersexuals in flannel and ball caps having the time of their lives and a chick in overalls and her hair in a bandanna who could not be more over it.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

A guy is laying in the corner working on his MacBook wearing those brown Marshall headphones

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago

Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.

[-] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

[-] Shenanigore@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I hat that brushed butter bullshit. If you want a butter burger, it goes on the hamburger patty,

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don't

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