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Cyclist Rule
(sh.itjust.works)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
"When you eliminate all thoughts about life and death, you will be able to totally disregard your earthly life. This will also enable you to concentrate your attention on eradicating the enemy with unwavering determination, meanwhile reinforcing your excellence in bicycle riding skills."
- Excerpt from a bicycle rider's manual