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Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired (jalopnik.com)

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[–] z00s@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lol

Try reading that again, it doesn't state that he was shooting at the man. Seems you enjoy projecting your insecurities a little too much.

If I'm a first grader (lol), you're straight up retarded.

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, but you were never one for those annoying word problems in math either, right?