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Even as a bit, that's just too many emoji.
Which is a shame because the joke doesn't need them to be funny
The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it βmoldyβ! The point is the emojis! Hereβs one for dickmas that takes it to 11:
MERRYπ COCKMASπππππππππππ AND HAPPY π HOE-LIDAYS π²π²π²π©π©π© MERRYπ COCKMASπππππππππππ AND HAPPY π HOE-LIDAYS π²π²π²π©π©π© THIS YEAR π I'M DEFINITELY β ON THE πππNAUGHTYπππLISTππ BECAUSE I'M πA GIGANTIC π³βπππ³βπππ³βπππ³βπππβHO-HO-HOMOSEXUALβππ³βπππ³βπππ³βπππ³βππ WHICH IS NOT π ββοΈβ VERY CHRISTIAN βͺπ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE π SAINT DICK β¨πβ¨π I CAN'T WAIT FOR π SANTAπ TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY β¬π ππ¦ AND STUFF MY STOCKING π§¦ππ FULL OF DILDOS π±π AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA πππππ¦π¦π¦ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE π€ FESTIVE ππ π€ΆββπFAGGOTπ³βπππ³βπππππππ©π©π©π¦π¦π¦
SO TO ALL MY πππππSLUTTY π©π©π©πππ SANTA'S π π πΏπ π½π π» LITTLE HELPERS πππππ& HORNY π©π CHRISTMAS ELVES οΏ½οΏ½π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" π¨π¨π¨βββββββππππππ¦π¦π¦π¦ AND DON'T FORGET TO πβ¨πβ¨DECORATEβ¨πβ¨π YOUR "TREE" πππππππππππππ I'LL BE WAITING πππ UNDER THE MISTLETOE ππ¦Ά WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON π³πππ WAITING β± FOR YOU πTO UNWRAP π³π ME SO WE CAN TASTE π π¦ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES π¬β¨π¬β¨π¬β¨π©π©π©ππππ¦π¦π¦
I think I just came a little
THE UFOsπ½βπ½ have finally CUM π¦ππ£π send this to 10 alien daddysπππ if you can't waitπ€π€ to get PROBEDπππ if you get noneβ backππ π you a lonely galactic hoeππ get 5 backβ you a super star SLUTπβπ₯ get 10 backββ you a super space freakπ―π½π― Happy fuckinπ―π get that ALIEN π½ COCKπππ©π
I... I think my retina detached after trying to read this.
I still donβt and probably never will understand why people use the same emoji more than once in a row.
Every other word is tacky and hard to read but I get itβs likeβ¦ just a thing for people who grew up with emojis instead of little text emoticons. Or like older people trying to be a fellow kid kind of thing.
But the same one 5 times in a row? Thatβs just nonsense.
(I know Iβm responding to a copypasta. Itβs just on the topic.)
Donβt get too hung up on emojis, theyβre just a new form of text! Most people I know use them ironically or to respond to coworkers that you donβt want to type text to.
As far as I remember, text filled with emojis was used by FB-era people to do like MLM (mid-level-marketing; pyramid schemes) ads. First time I saw it used not ironically.
Their text style was ripe for mocking since it was tacky af.
Some me-melords turnt it horny and usually a lil gay and youβve got purposely tacky and over the top copypastas! Like this one (personally, not enough emoji for me):
OMG itβs ARB-WHORE DAY π²π΄π³ on this day π we celebrate MOMMY EARTH π©βπ§and plant trees π³ that will someday grow up to be BIG 𫦠and LONG π and HARD ππ©ππ for the good girls to CLIMB πββοΈ so plant a HO-ak tree π₯¦ a chestNUT π¦ an ASSpen π or a cottonWOOD πͺ΅π maybe ur a BIRCH BETCH π€ or a will-HO βοΈ so get DIRTY π§βπΎπ³ and get those lil sprouts π± all WET π πΏ so they can get πͺ¨ BIG and STRONG πͺπ€€ cuz today all of the arb-WHORES π΅are gonna get a TREEat πͺ΄ planted in their πASS today ππ cuz MOMMY EARTH π© is CUMMING 4 U π send β‘οΈ this to ur 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ DIRTIEST ARB-WHORES π if u get 0οΈβ£ back then ur a weeping willHO πππ if u get 5οΈβ£ back ur a SICKamore SKANK ππ β &&& if u get 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back then ur a gonna get a special π© walNUT just 4 u πππ