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Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires
(thehardtimes.net)
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They should ask the trees what they were wearing and then tell them that a spark is a beautiful living thing. If they're not willing to let an innocent little spark become a beautiful little flame, then the trees and anyone who helped them are all murderers.