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Mitch McConnell Donates Body To Lobbyists For Research
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I feel like there are some universal standards that need to be applied to everyone, especially since this guy didn't do something similar.
Agreed - I propose that as a universal standard, we celebrate the death of evil individuals with good spirits and good humor.
Affording dignity to traitors like Mitch McConnell, even posthumously, serves only to encourage others to follow in his footsteps, which brings only agony to the living.
So when he finally does us all a favor and stops stealing our oxygen let us dance upon his corpse (metaphorically ofc - your shoes would become absolutely disgusting if you took that literally).