On first glance I assumed this was a joke about introverts.

If this is real, it's in Chelsea, Manhattan. I had originally assumed maybe it was some rich people who didn't want attention but that doesn't seem like a nice place to live, about average in a high-rise apartment. But I know jack about NY.

I kind of assume the religion thing is BS and they just don't want attention. Though sending this out is really going to have the opposite effect.

The "hobbies" are so obviously fake I wonder if it's witness protection? Except they aren't that inept.