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How IT People See Each Other (tesseract.dubvee.org)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by ptz@dubvee.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Not OC: Just found this on my old hard drive while grabbing some other stuff.

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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago

I feel like this one really deserves to be in there

[-] nzeayn@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago

this is how i see other sysadmins when they explain their 30yr old bash script that does everything.

[-] twofont@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

Hey, that's completely unfair!

It's only 10 years old.

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

The one originally written in COBOL?

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago

Nah, that dude died and left a logic bomb to delete all his scripts. All that's left is the weird imitation an intern cobbled together from observing the first dude.

[-] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago

Should have been rewritten in perl for maintainability tbqh!!

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

[-] capital@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Bingo knows everyone’s name-o.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 14 points 6 months ago

LOL. I'm assuming that would be how everyone but the project managers see project managers?

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

That's just how everyone sees the client

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 7 points 6 months ago

How I see the DBAs

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

That’s how HR sees everyone

[-] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

So I had finger dude twice when I made this, but I edited it in just for you

https://i.imgur.com/zQwuzXm.jpeg

[-] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago
[-] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 6 months ago

You know, you can just google a term you don't know instead of acting confused. Just saying.

[-] RustyShackleford@programming.dev -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I don't know what people mean with

Just saying.

How do you define "Linux Stan"? I know the music video "Stan", by Enimem, but that's it.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

That's where the term comes from originally. The song Stan. Then in the mid '00s and '10s the K-Pop fans got so aggressive they started referring to them as "armies" and "Stans."

A "Stan" is a super fan that is so obsessed that they'll do irrational things if they feel that they or their obsession is being threatened.

[-] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago

God that is such a cunty thing to say.

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