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submitted 8 months ago by MicroWave@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world
  • China Southern Airlines warned passengers on social media not to throw coins at planes.
  • A Wednesday flight was delayed four hours after such an incident.
  • In a video, a flight attendant tells confused passengers someone threw "three to five coins" into the engine.
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[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago

Wait, rhino horn doesn't work?

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago

No you need human horn for that.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago
[-] Contingencyfork@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

No you need something pointed.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

This is tubesteak erasure

[-] Silentiea@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

You're thinking of the lower horn.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

You have to scratch the right part of the prostate with it. That's where most people get it wrong.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Of course it works!

Horn makes you horny and big horn make you big horny!

It's only logical /s

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

Only rhino milk. Coincidentally the key ingredient in printer ink - hence the absurd prices.

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