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[-] FleetingTit@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

If I could turn off my empathy and love for animals I think I could defeat a Husky, maybe a German Shepard or similar with a kick to the head.

A single sheep? Maybe, if it's not a mother. Goat? Fuck no. Anything larger than that and I have no fucking chance. Perhaps I could scare a deer, but that's it.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

One time I was hiking, and I saw some deer so I started yelling at them to get away from me. I swear one of the deer looked at me annoyed and like "I could take you"

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

They use those dogs for police dogs. Pretty sure they'll take you.

[-] FleetingTit@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I didn't say that I could take on a trained police dog with its handler. That would be a different fight altogether.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Eh those dogs have that fight capability within them. If you're fighting a dog, that's what they're bringing. Training is just about targeting, waiting, commands, not fighting.

[-] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Police dogs get you when you're running, facing head on is different.

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