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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago

I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I'm an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

Tennessee State Cockversity. I'm head of Anthroballsofy

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

I'm afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Darn. Makes sense why it's so hard to find a teacher for that then.

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