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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago

I hesitate to think what Canadians will do once the step runs dry. They might stop saying sorry altogether.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

When sorry ends I hate to be a bother begins.

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

They could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

they can keep the Tim Hortons, though.

I'll take the free healthcare.

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

Honestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There's nothing but trees up there.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Deal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Take away my Krispy Kreme and then you'll find out the true meaning of war.

[-] halva@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 7 months ago

the last time they stopped saying sorry, we've had to write the geneva convention

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

they're going to unleash the geese.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

just because they're heroes, doesn't mean they're not assholes.

I mean, they pretty much had the same solution as a Marvel Super Hero. (and the same rate of collateral deaths, probably.)

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

To quote the Frank Zappa song Titties 'n Beer: That's very very true.

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

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[-] TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Just in time to overthrow the US Whitehouse... Again. We burned it down once before, we'll do it again

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It's the only thing that keeps their rage at bay...

[-] Blackout@kbin.run 2 points 7 months ago

corn syrup lurking in the shadows

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