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Drink some oil as well. Partially to displace the stomach acid, but also to allow for the kernels to pop.
And salt and butter. No one likes plain popcorn.
Also roll and eat an alloy wrap so you can take the rest home without it getting cold.
...corpsecorn?
This thread has some of the best medical advice I’ve ever found on the interwebs
How is pappcorm formed?
Am i percornate? How does girl become precornt?
with poopcorns
Can have "insert-pickle" for taste will touch top od poplxorn kurnls?
Would you need oil with body fat rendering?
And shove a stick of dynamite up Your ass. Not necessarily before you die.
I heard something about pacemakers occasionally being left in bodies by mistake, and becoming small bombs in the crematorium ovens. That's gotta be a trip, the first time you hear that shit.
And then you probably have to get the oven inspected, to make sure the incident didn't damage the gas lines. And that probably costs at LEAST a few thousand dollars. And probably tens of thousands, if something does need to be fixed. So, like, I'm pretty sure the boss is only going to let one of those slide, maximum, before you're out on your ass.
Or take out each heart and yell Kalima! No way to miss the pacemaker this way I think.
/S
Now you're thinkin'.