[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

There's no way to block 100% but if they went full "fire wall of America", they could block enough to the 80% of people who don't know how to use a vpn, it would look like they're doing something.

And then you get the added bonus of blocking all those nasty foreign websites talking about freedom, democracy, equal rights and more!

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

There's actually no evidence the pitcher was ever using a ball. And based off all the information provided it seems likely the pitcher has been throwing babies the entire game!

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ya know I realise this is complete conspiracy theory.

However, I'm still willing to give a 2-5% chance that if Trump gets back into power, within the last 12-18 months of his presidency he'll declare a special operation into North Mexico to 'secure the border', 'stop the illegal immigrants' and 'remove the drug cartels'.

Then he'll claim it's too dangerous to hold the election, or not appropriate, or whatever excuse because of the special operation. And then he'll postpone the election with the approval of the SC as a presidential duty and therefore not illegal.

And I know this is insane but every time I ask myself "would trump attempt something like this?" The answer is always "yes"

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

So what you're saying is, he needs to add nipple holes!

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd be tempted to buy that. When you visit it's just a white page with a leather couch in the middle of the screen, everytime you click the couch it would moan seductively and every fifth click would give a squelch sound.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

Yes, but have you considered the major phycological impact for poor Tay Tay if she only had enough money and resources for several thousand years instead of hundreds of thousands?

Tay Tay would probably be so devastated she'd write a breakup song about her bank account.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

We swing between 93-95% participation

We alao make voting as easy as possible with voting opening 2-4 weeks in advance of election day, election day is always a weekend and as long as you vote before or on election day it's counted.

Also democracy sausages

I think such a high turn out makes our politicians a bit more honest with less empty promises since they can't dissuade anyone from voting.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Don't eat libertarians. They're full of parasites and taste horrible

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

Maybe he's a cabbage patch kid?

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.

Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)

Coincidence? 🤔

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

If you play bg3 from 4am to 8am that gives you the whole day to play more bg3!

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

The lights where I work are far too short. You'll be sitting there enjoying a poop when they turn off. And now here's where the fun begins.

If you say screw it and keep pooping in the dark and someone walks in? Well they don't expect anyone to be in there..except you are...so now you're a deviant dark pooper.

So you have to get the lights back on.

Except the lights are triggered by sensor and it sits on the other side of the cubicle door, and the only way to trigger it is by standing up and waving your hand over the door. You can imagine what the result of that is.

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