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[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?

[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he'd say something like "actually i'm pretty sure winter's coming" before he does

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man's got a mind like a steel trap