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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] raoulraoul@midwest.social 10 points 7 months ago

Meanwhile, it's finally proven that all RM Palmer Company chocolates (Easter bunnies, lambs, "gelt", etc.) are actually made from rejected Crayola brown crayons and have been since 1961!

!detroit 👯‍♀️ !michigan

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

That's because the brown ones are the only ones the Marines don't eat.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Maybe not orally, but Marines have a certain type of creativity when it comes to consuming crayons.

[-] CommunityLinkFixer 3 points 7 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !detroit@midwest.social, !michigan@midwest.social

[-] raoulraoul@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago

Screw, tin man.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Why are you passing off a Stevie Wonder link as a crayon chocolate link

[-] raoulraoul@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago

A Stevie Wonder link? What are you talking about? That link goes to the WaPo article.

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