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NGL feeling low. Lost my job at WeedMaps today. I told them in my interview that I only smoke straight fire but I got the piss test back and it showed I've been smoking mid. I already put in notice at my current job. what do I do?

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[-] MxM111@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago
[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

OP took the test too lightly and didn't get a score high enough to pass. Maybe if they don't show up for work the next day, they can get some credit back and maybe get chance for a re-takr. But they'll need to take it seriously this time and walk the talk.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

What score on a drug test? That he only smoked good shit? I have never taken a drug test for quality. It's only been if they were done or not.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Oh. See. I didn't know that the whole post was a joke. I thought it might be a joke. But there was something there that made me think it could be real.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Everything is a joke, my lad.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Lol, it's all good.

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