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[-] dhtseany@lemmy.ml 124 points 7 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Man, I found this weirdly satisfying: "But just as the judge neared the end of his sentence, Trump abruptly stood up—apparently thinking the day was over. Immediately, Merchan turned his face to the former president and said in a firm voice: 'Sir, can you please have a seat.' His long, black robes dangled from beneath his right hand as he waved it down, like a man addressing his dog. It wasn’t a question. Without hesitation, Trump went and plopped straight back down into his maroon leather chair at the defense table—and remained for another minute, fuming as the judge gathered his paperwork and strolled toward his chambers."

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 185 points 6 months ago

I have never once called my dog “sir”. This is a sensationalized headline to the maximum.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 119 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Trump stood up to early and a judge, politely, asked him to sit back down. Trump did so without bitching.

This actually made the news.

Edit AND NOW ITS A TOP STORY HAHAHAHAA

[-] jaspersgroove@lemm.ee 52 points 6 months ago

To be fair Trump doing literally fucking anything that someone other than Vladimir Putin asked him to do, without bitching about it, is incredibly newsworthy. In fact I’m not sure it’s ever happened before.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world -3 points 6 months ago

So....thats why we are seeing this as a news story? The title is just a red hearing to lead us to how trump didn't complain during a mundane court activity?

[-] lung@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

Man must be sweet for Trump's pr team who can just take the day off and go suck each other off instead. Another media cycle secured

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

This is the kind of shit conservatives, rightfully, make fun of us for lol

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

To be fair, leftists also make fun of you for it too.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 months ago

If he really was clicking his tongue as he walked out of the court, that’s what my MIL started doing as her Alzheimer’s dementia started getting bad.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world -3 points 6 months ago

TRUMP CLICKED TONGUE! TO TEH FRONT PAGE1! 1

[-] jkrtn@lemmy.ml 31 points 6 months ago

Your dog deserves the title more than Donald does.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

I call my cat "madam" kind of a lot. But she's very fancy.

[-] june@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I call my cat sir all the time. I also tell him to get a job all the time.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

When my dog is acting up I tell him he's adopted. Sometimes it backfires though cause he just looks happy at the fact.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Maybe my cat bites me for disrespecting her station. That's a good tip, thank you.

[-] techt@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Wow do you even respect your dog?

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You don't have a dog do you?

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago

You don't? I call mine Mr. Floofers, Señor Flooferson and, around St. Patty's day he wanted to be Shamus O'Floof. None of those are anywhere close to his actual name.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

After only a few years, my dog has been knighted, has an honorary doctorate, is a king, and occasionally a monsignor. He also has a deep lineage on both the Floofington and Sheddingsworth lines.

[-] livus@mander.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah from the headline I thought the judge said "sit like a dog" to him.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

You missed the mark

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Who got a fanfic writer to write the news

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Right is this Harry Potter?

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