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this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2024
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First, where do you get a rock rock.
Second, I'm pretty sure that's to rile you up. Pick it up, piss on it, mark it in sharpie with a "fuck you" then reverse what I just said and place exactly where you found it.
“fuck you” is too on the nose. It’s basically the confirmation the riler wants.
Put a single dot on the bottom in sharpie, just small enough that the person won’t know if it was already there and they missed it, or if OP put the dot there.
Then place it exactly back where it was before, and pretend to not have noticed it.
That, or replace it with as similar a rock as possible.