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Must stay sleepy
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this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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But what if I want to burn my eyes out at 4 in the morning
Easy. Pretend you need to barf.
Switch light to red.
Kneel down, drive the procelein bus and pee as you pretend to need to get sick
You will still go to bed with those racing thoughts of cleanup. Or your downstairs neighbor will bang on your door, but your retinas will still tell your brain you are seeing a bright light.