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Cop Beating the Crap Out of College Student Looking Forward to Two Weeks Paid Vacation (thehardtimes.net)
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New York - Local cop Thomas Hannon admitted that he’s excited about his upcoming paid leave of absence once he is disciplined for brutalizing a peaceful protester at Columbia University...

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[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 months ago

The Hard Times has gone too far this time.

You could have a well organized militia in nothing flat if you just promised us two weeks of paid vacation for an hour of rioting and punching.

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