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My parents forced me to play outside when I was very young, and I didn’t want to. Stepped on what’s probably a mud wasp nest, and two wasps circled my leg and stung me a bunch. I cried a lot.
Anything yellow and black bug near me makes me MAD DASH AWAY. I got made fun of for a long time, “oh they won’t hurt you, just ignore them”
Like motherfucker I CANNOT IGNORE THEM YOU TWAT
I love fluffy bumblebees though. I still panic before I confirm fluff.
Oh yeah I got hit with this a lot. But I have empiric evidence of the contrary right in my memory! D:
Out of sight, out of mind. (exit, stage left)
love it when people tell me that "they don't like loud sounds" like motherfucker im pretty sure these fucks can't hear noise.