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[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 months ago

Ooohh, give it a twist! One direction the trolley kills a bazillion people. The other direction it kills only one person, but everybody else becomes an atheist.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago
[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

This concept of Jesus praying to God never made sense to me. Like, if he's supposed to be the same person, he would know what his heavenly counterpart would agree to and what he wouldn't. Conversely, the heavenly counterpart would know what his earthly counterpart would want, and provide it to him without needing to be asked.

The whole idea of him praying is silly. It's a lot like having a conversation with yourself to try to convince yourself to do a thing that you want you to do. A pointless exercise. You don't have to convince yourself to do something that you already want to do. You just do it.

Unless the Holy Trinity is a lie, made up by the church to instill a sense of unity between three distinct individuals.... Like marriage.

Thus, the church endorses gay God marriage.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

As Jesus dies for our steams (choo choo), a child teared up. That child's name? Alber Einstein.

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