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I finally got access to the catholic AI
(lemmy.ca)
Damn TempleOS is looking better than ever
640x480 is the Lord’s resolution, this is some heathen bullshit
I'm dying to know more about Catholic AI.
He was recently defrocked for telling people to baptize their baby in gatorade
But but it's got electrolytes!
It's got what plants crave!
It's got what ~~plants~~ babies crave!
I don't see what the problem is. I've definitely heard that with god, all things are possible, are we acknowledging that that's not the case here? Can god only do spells with specific ingredients? Kinda sounds like witchcraft.
GPT except that it's only trained on biblical texts.
What could go wrong?
I did a reverse image search and found it: https://www.catholic.com/ai
Article about the AI: https://www.thesun.ie/tech/12831297/virtual-ai-priest-father-justin-catholic-answers/
Confront it with a/the trolley-problem.
Ooohh, give it a twist! One direction the trolley kills a bazillion people. The other direction it kills only one person, but everybody else becomes an atheist.
The person killed is Jesus.
This concept of Jesus praying to God never made sense to me. Like, if he's supposed to be the same person, he would know what his heavenly counterpart would agree to and what he wouldn't. Conversely, the heavenly counterpart would know what his earthly counterpart would want, and provide it to him without needing to be asked.
The whole idea of him praying is silly. It's a lot like having a conversation with yourself to try to convince yourself to do a thing that you want you to do. A pointless exercise. You don't have to convince yourself to do something that you already want to do. You just do it.
Unless the Holy Trinity is a lie, made up by the church to instill a sense of unity between three distinct individuals.... Like marriage.
Thus, the church endorses gay God marriage.
As Jesus dies for our steams (choo choo), a child teared up. That child's name? Alber Einstein.
How long until it turns into a Satanist? Considering he's supposed to be all moral, I can't help but think that at some point it does an A/B and reaches the correct conclusion.
By the way I signed up with the name "Satan" and 3 days later I had my access code
They got that pedophile stare down
That man is a bear. So yes.
But he's also a pig. This is super cereal...
Tell me more XD
Setting looks like Assisi?
I think it's jerusalem but maybe not since no bombs flying past in the background
Make the dude do a flip.
this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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