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this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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Making posts about how you're not home is bad OpSec.
Hey everyone! Come fuck my shit up while I'm away! K thanx.
Look at my post history, take your pick of all my shiny things, with pictures of their condition you can scrape to sell them on ebay!
Some with actual casual valuations lol
No kidding! Glad someone gets it. A couple I know who Instagrammed their entire cross-Europe vacation last year couldn't understand why I don't want to travel at the same time as them this year even though we're going some of the same places 🤦♂️
Well don't leave us hanging! Does their house get robbed every time they're away on vacation and posting about it on social media?
Not yet, but it's not a chance I'd be willing to take. They have at least one neighbor who's supposedly been arrested for theft. He used to watch their dogs for them but when they found out they stopped talking to him and changed the locks.
are you going to rob them while they're away?