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Someone should probably hire this guy a personal protective agent. Just saying.
Stay away from windows and elevator shafts too
Explaining the new rules (and retraining the clients,) is all part of the PPA’s job.
And everyone else should take out a life insurance policy on them.
Wait… we can take out life insurance policies on random people?!
#BirthOfASerialKiller….
https://www.bankrate.com/insurance/life-insurance/dead-peasant/
Even the name is disgusting
Good luck not getting caught.
Insurance companies really do not like paying out.
Get caught doing what? Murder? Dead peasant policies are totally legal.
Get life insurance. Hire hitman. Pay hitman with the life insurance money.
🎵 It's the circle of life... 🎵
yes, but you start having enough workplace accidents to pay things off... they're gonna ask questions.
Like this? https://workdaymagazine.org/court-slams-walmarts-use-of-dead-peasant-insurance
Like how if all your whistleblowers start dropping dead?
#sidehustle
Kickstarter?